Curvy's Self-Appointed Assistant Turns 21!!

In honor of Curvy Escapades' one and only self-appointed assistant's 21st birthday, I'm gracing you with my literary skills.

You're welcome on behalf of Jessica.

Sometimes little siblings get a bad rap from the older siblings... here's to appreciating all the good they have brought into your life. Sure we gave up Friday nights with friends in order to fight with them for ruining our lives take care of them... but in retrospect which of those friends do you still talk to? I admit it, I wasn't a fan of my baby sister when she was first born. I mean 12 years being raised as an only child... she kinda ruined a good thing.*Insert long sigh here in honor of all the only child memories* However, the world would not be the same without Jessica's laughter and endless DIY projects.

Here are some other reasons I appreciate my sister the cat hoarding, blind puppy saving, chicken domesticating, non nail polish wearing but still a hundred nail polishes:

1.Whenever I want something from Mom and Dad, I use her cute little face and long lashes to ask for it.

2. She makes a bib out of napkins when I'm driving and porking a burger. #SheCaresAboutMyClothes #YesISaidPorking

3. Whenever I have vented about someone doing me wrong, she acts as if I'm instigating a back yard brawl between her and said hated individual.

4. She sends messages to the boo thing alerting him when he should stop and buy red vines based on her conversations with me. ( Really he should be thanking her for this one)

5. She  has no idea how to read nutritional charts.... so if you're playing denial with your calorie intake have her read nutrition charts to you. 0 mg  becomes "OMG"  and 100 calories per serving becomes  " Oh it's like totally healthy this bucket of ice cream is only 100 calories if you eat it at once"

Everyone please join me in wishing my peanut butter morsel a very happy 21st birthday!!! Jessica,

I hope your year long dream of going to Vegas and getting margarita waisted with our conservative parents works out for you.... *mushy face* Thanks for filling my life with so much laughter, love, and cats.